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Ce faci daca?

Postby Taiden » 19 Feb 2008, 21:00

Un joc :D ...ce faci daca....eu pun o intrebare urmatorul raspunde si pune si el o intrebare pt urmatorul si tot asa

De ex:
Ce faci dak pici de la et 10 Rs: mor =)))

incep eu:
ce faci dak te inregistraza cineva cantand la lingura (pe post de microfn )? =))))

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Postby midnight » 19 Feb 2008, 21:13

Ii bag lingura in ....

Ce faci daca pici examenul la sala pt permis???
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Postby ShamaN » 19 Feb 2008, 21:23

vinzi masina

ce faci daca te prinda maica-ta in pat cu una ?
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Postby Malpraxxiss » 19 Feb 2008, 21:34

Divine Shield + Heartstone :(

Ce faci daca intra profu si e orgie in clasa =)

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Postby Zippy » 19 Feb 2008, 21:41

Il invitam la "reuniune" si ii dam cea mai urata fata :))

Ce faci atunci cand il vezi pe unul ca ii da o palma la fund prietenei tale si ea nu-l cearta?
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Postby r@mbo » 19 Feb 2008, 22:08

il calc in picioare pe ala , si pe urma si pe ea k nu a zis nimic :)) >:)

ce faci daca pici la bac ? :((
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Postby Fre3 » 19 Feb 2008, 22:09

II mai tragi si tu o palma .


Ce faci daca in loc de sperma iese ceva negru si urat ?


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Postby Crosshair » 19 Feb 2008, 22:36

mai incerc odata
ce faci daca gasesti 5 mil
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Postby PwNeeD » 19 Feb 2008, 22:51

le iau :>

Ce faci daca nai ce face?
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Postby Fre3 » 19 Feb 2008, 22:55

Joc " Ce faci daca " pe ultimate.ro

Ce faci daca ajungi la o varsta cand nu mai esti potent ? desi ai langa tine pe Pamela Anderson masandu-te pe " cap "
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Postby Zippy » 19 Feb 2008, 23:00

Raspuns tipic romanesc: ASTA E! N-ai ce-i face :))


Imagineaza-ti faza:
E 22:00, afara e intuneric, tu stai la o statie de tramvai singur, in jur nu e nici un om. Observi ca vine tramvaiul, iar indata ce opreste se apropie 2 tigani de tine(unul avand scos un cutit) si-ti spune: "Daca urci te tai".

Ce faci in cazul asta?
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Postby Taiden » 20 Feb 2008, 00:06

nu ma urc sil iau pe urmatoru

ce faci daca nu mai ai baterie la tel si vrea sa te sune basescu ?:))))
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Postby d3uu » 20 Feb 2008, 00:15

imprumut un telefon de la cineva


Ce faci daca tii la o fata si ea nu tine la tine?(prin chestia aceasta am trecut eu)
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Postby Zippy » 20 Feb 2008, 00:38

2 variante:
Vorbesti cu ea, incerci sa-i deschizi ochii si-i sa-i arati ce pierde.
Lumea asta e plina de fete, o trimiti pe aia si-ti gasesti alta.

Insa eu iti recomand a 2-a varianta. Cat esti tanar, profita la maxim de asta :). Fetele vin si se duc, doar 1 o sa ramana care te va freca la cap tot restul vietii.

Ce faci daca iti place o fata din CLASA, care sta cu tine in banca si ai putea foarte usor sa o cuceresti? :)
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Postby kTm » 20 Feb 2008, 02:31

O invit in oras la o savarina :D

Cum astupi o gaura cu 2 gauri?


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